How to Tie a Tie

Hellooooooooo. My name is Matthew. I am a junior. I have brown hair and brown eyes (except on full moons when they turn red because I'm a vampire but that information is strictly confidential). I like to talk, a lot. I have two kids and their names are not real becaus ethey don't exist.

My academic goal this year is to get a 4.0, on my ACT of course. Just kidding but it would be really cool to get a 4.0 and feel like Barrett once and a while. I'd like to improve my study skills so I can get a 5 on the AP test for my favorite class... English with Mr. Logsdon (although its not really my favorite class but don't tell him. Just kidding, it's a great class, hi Mr. Logsdon!)

The most meaningful moment of my summer was when I watched Old School starring Will Ferrell. It taught me to never give up even when the oods are stacked against you, and that making a fraternity can save your house. This could be useful in the future.

If I could choose a superpower it would be to change people's minds. For example, if I had that power, students wouldn't have to make an entry to a class blog every week (once again I'm kidding Mr. Logsdon, please don't get upset with me. I'm having a joy in your class and outside of it with this WONDERFUL class blog). I could also have like 10 wives at once because I changed my religious god's mind to now practice polygamy. This way I could get like ten sandwiches at the speed of one.

And so on and so forth. I'm not really sure what this paragraph was supposed to be because it wasn't very detailed. So right now I'm typing my blog in case you were wondering. So i think I'm done besides my hyperlink to my favorite website which would be http://www.facebook.com/ because I'm original... Deuces.

-Matty Ice