my best friend cell phone

Hi. I am Victoria's phone. She likes to use me a lot. She rarely calls anyone, she usually just texts people. It feels really funny when she types anything because she just pokes me over and over again; it actually kind of tickles. Victoria drops me on the ground a lot. It makes me sad. But it's okay because she put a case on me that protects me a little bit. Don't get me wrong, it still hurts, but the case helps. I don't like going to school with Victoria. She takes me into classrooms that don't have any service so I have to keep searching and searching which wastes energy. Every time she takes me to school I almost die before the school day is over! All of that is okay though because I get to see all of the things she talks about and all of the people she stalks on facebook and twitter. It's a good thing I can't talk because I have so much blackmail on her!