Pocket Spittoon

The chair, the toothbrush, the sock; they all think they have it rough. Try having someone use you as just another dip spit container everyday. Does that sound fun? If you answered yes, then I'll trade you lives ASAP. I'll take getting sat on over spat on anyday; chair. Not to mention I never even get the slightest glance at a clock; pillow. Sweat? No problem! Here sock, I'll spit all over you and you sweat on me and see who enjoys it less. Some of you might say, well at least you look good. Yeah I look good, on the outside. In the inside I'm just dark and cold. Some say I'm the metaphor of the ex-wife. . Maybe someday these humans will create the technology to eliminate saliva. But until then, you can find me in just another dirty human's pocket, full of spit.