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Translation: Thou dost not understand how intricate the existence of a speaker happens to be. i am, personally, of the 24th inch order, knight of the round subwoofer. it is my humblest duty to vanquish the dragons that are grainy bass and hollow music. I weild the enchanted sword of phat-crunk-club beats and the magical sheild of dubstep. in my kingdom we live by a simple motto: custodiunt Mauris magna et bassus usque deorsum. that is, for those peasants not educated in the noblest language of latin, keep the music loud and the bass down low. i dream of infantry, i wish to be built into the set up of a classic rag-top cadillac with a purple and green paintjob, the colors of my family crest, and solid platinum rims. i dream to bring glory to our holy king, Beatbox by Dre, and vanquish all bass based heresies through all hoods. from the bronx too eastside lexington.