Something about a pail?

1. What do I wanna do before I get out of high school? I would probably say to stop accepting money to take the SAT/ACT for others under their name to give them a false accomplishment that will help them cheat their way past their competitors. When I hear my business decribed like that it makes me feel like an awful person, which is why I am going to stop before senior year. Early retirement sounds great to me, so I am going to make that my priority.

2. What do I wanna do before I get out of college? I would like to pull off the greatest prank of all time, upper deck someone's toilet. For those of you who do not know what I am talking about: first, I don't know what you're doing with you life. Second, it's basically an act of well how should I put this, "takin' the Browns to the tank, instead of the Superbowl" as some would say. Thus creating a very disgusting and frustrating clean up for the victim. A great prank such as this one, comes with great satisfaction, such satisfaction that you forget to even graduate college because your life is already fulfilled.

3. What do I wanna do before I die? As I mentioned before in a previous blog, I will charge the field at a major sporting event. I promise you that sometime later in life when you are sittting down with your family for the game and see someone evading fake cops left and right on the 50-yard line, you'll look at your kids and say, "I went to high school with that really great looking guy right there." There's not many things that will give you more adrenaline than charging a field in front of millions of people, unless you're getting chased by man hungry cheetahs, but then you aren't in front of millions of people, and you'll die when you get caught. Clearly, the pros outweigh the cons of charging the field, which is why I am going to do it before I die. I promise.



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