Fictional Characters

1. What would one look for in a fictional character? One thing only. Awesomeness. And there is only one fictional character in the history of fictional characters who exceeds all levels of awesomeness: Barney Stinson. On the show "How I Met Your Mother," Barney is a bachelor who is, without a doubt, the most legen(wait for it...)dary man of all time. He is wealthy, successful and scores with hot women on a regular basis. He is seldom spotted not wearing a suit, even when he sleeps. When asked what exactly he does for a living, he responds with a simple chuckle and "Please." Sworn to the Bro Code for life, Barney is what every guy dreams to one day become.

2. As some of you may be aware, I sometimes go under my alter ego of Raaaaaaaandy. This is actually a character played by Aziz Ansari in the movie "Funny People." Raaaaaaaandy is a seemingly hyperactive comedian who is not far behind Barney Stinson in terms of awesomeness. Although, he is fairly higher on the vulgarity scale than Barney is. And by the way, Raaaaaaaandy is only correctly spelled with eight a's.