Stuff i Carry

theres a lot of different things that i carry with me, but there are three i cant bear to be without...or at least, they're nice to have with me.
One: i definitely carry the cell phone. mostly because i feel like if i dont have it and something important happens, i cant text someone like, "OMG can you believe that? lmfao bro jk," or something else insanely girly.
Two: Ipod. there is nothing worse than having a day off in class, wanting to listen to music, and then not having it with you. its also the one device that if i lost it i would be genuinly sad: thats like the stuff of nightmares for me.
Three: i need my pants. if i didnt carry pants around on me all the time, id get into some very awkward situations. for example, if i was to go up to someone and say "nice shorts," then they would have real trouble trying to give me the same type of compliment, as they would be too busy noticing that my pants appear to be missing. worse yet, if i needed to put something in my pocket, i couldnt, because boxers dont have pockets. or at least mine dont.