I Will be Surprised If Anyone Reads This

My name is Ian Foster. Since most of you know me, i'll try and keep this short.

1.As far as academics, I consider myself an average student. I would probably do better if i didn't spend so much time asleep. I don't really know what I want to do, but I want to stay away from math and science.

2.I'm not really picky as far as music. My iPod covers everything from Boston to Eminem. However, I avoid the heavier metal, because it is more noise than music.

3.Sports have always been something I have loved. Lacrosse is hands down the best sport in the world. The range of athletic ability it requires to be good is what makes it so appealing. My favorite sport teams are the Phoenix Suns, Baltimore Ravens, Boston Cannons, and Boston Red Sox.

4. I watch a very limited range of TV shows. I spend a lot of time on ESPN and Comedy Central.I get all of my news from a combination of the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Other than that, I also follow Deadliest Warrior on Spike. Blazing Saddles is the funniest movie ever. Also, Lion King is the greatest movie ever made.

5.This past summer was my best summer ever. It started out with me going to Trilogy lacrosse camp, which was better than last year due to the lack of Ryan Boyle. In July, I went to Washington, DC for a conference on National Security and Intelligence. It was over 100 degrees all week, with a heat index of 104. There was no temperature control at all in the dorms. We started working at 6 am, and didn't stop until 11 pm. It was hands-down, the best experience of my life. I hung out with the most fun and interesting people I have ever met. There were people from all across the country. Also, I ate nothing but McDonald's and Subway for a week because the food at American University was awful.

6.If I could choose any superpower, it would definitely be the power to stop time. This would not only give you time to plan your nezt move, but it would also be valuable in a day-to-day setting. For instance, you wouldn't have to do homework until a second before it was due. Also, it would be really east to mess with people.

7. My favorite website is http://www.cracked.com/. It provides a great mix of humorous and thought-provoking articles.