Sunday, November 20, 2011

How to not finish your work...

Something some of you guys are familiar with is the incompletion of homework. Laying around and attempting to scramble things together at the last minute. I've gained a lot of experience in this department over my years. Just kidding. Those of you who know me well, know that this does not actually represent me at all, and I am a wonderful student and that I LOVE learning and working hard. But anyways, here's what you want to do.
Step 1: Do nothing and waste your entire day. Some might suggest sleeping, or playing MW3 for hours on end to forget about your homework, maybe even a blog. Just do something that is completely unproductive.
Step 2: Suddenly "remember" that you have something due and procrastinate longer. Get to your computer and spend an hour on Facebook, ESPN, or iTunes. But don't get on Twitter whatever you do because Twitter is unspeakably horrible. Once again don't do anything educational just yet.
Step 3: This is the part where you want to sta

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