At This Moment...

Shaquille O' Neal misses another free throw. Dwight Howard regrets staying in Orlando. A republican has an affair. A democrat criticizes that republican for having an affair. A doctor gives a false diagnosis. A doctor calls his patient telling them they don't have cancer, just acute psoriasis. A patient opens a mal-practice suit against their physician for a false diagnosis. An Indian falls victim to a seven-eleven joke. Unfortunately, that very Indian actually does own a seven-eleven gas station. A sink malfunctions. Charlie Sheen is winning. A woman is looking out of a window. A man several feet below is using binoculars to watch her in the window, getting a kick out of it. A drink is poured. It is Dos Equis. The most interesting man in the world drinks it. He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, it's Dos Equis. Purdue beats Kansas. I drink my tears when I realize that my bracket has gone to dogs. Aqeel informs me the game isn't over. Now I wonder why I savored the taste of my tears. Jay-Z has a daughter. Correction, Jay-Z DOESN'T have 99 problems, now he has 100. Just another moment, just another day.