Very very old prompt I haven't done yet: school problems

Henry Clay has a problem with the bathrooms. First is the smell. It always smells likes smoke whenever I pass by. I don't even have to be in the bathroom. Sometimes, I can smell it all the way down the hallway. The smoke detectors were a good idea, but they proved to be too disruptive to classes. There was also no way to catch the culprits who set them off. Second, the bathrooms are absolutely filthy. I'm scared to even use the toilets in the stalls. You would think people would keep such a handy place at least somewhat clean. Everywhere everything is just a putrid yellow. Ugh. Finally, people always throw objects in places where they're not supposed to go. Towels clogging the toilets. Pencils in the urinals. Trash in the sink. Some of the things I find are just ridiculous. The solution? Reform Henry Clay into a military school with weekly assemblies on manners and common decency.