blogging from class for swag

first off, the generic answer. my ipod is in my pocket always, as is my phone when im not grounded. these just make life easier. i also always have a hat, typically some cash and other stuff filling my pockets. but the important thing is my swag. it's easier for me to carry large quantities of swag than the average person. people often marvel at the rate i consume food without gaining weight. the reasoning for my miraculous metabolism is that my stomach pumps the food straight to my swagular gland, creating an excess of this healing substance