Saturday, December 3, 2011

The End of the Alphabet

Wei Yang sits by Cooper Van Tatenhove. It's been pretty easy going sitting next to Coopdaddy. He doesn't take up more than his half of the table. He doesn't talk loudly or obnoxiously. And he doesn't have a repulsive odor. Sadly, I don't know much about Coopdawg; English is our only class together. But after sitting by him for a semester, I picked up on a couple of things.

1.CooperScooper always finds a way to make James feel inferior.
James: yea I think this essay deserves a two.
Coopdeeloop: you're on the wrong essay.

SnoopyCoopy: My paper is ready to go!
James: WE HAD HOMEWORK?!?!?

Okay maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but they do heckle each other quite often. And by the look of things, Coopboi always ends up laughing at the lowly James.

2. Cooprizzle always comes to class with the same attitude: chill.
Objective test today? Alright lessgo.
Big project due today: Done, check mine out.
His birthday? Yea, ish schweet.
Modern Warfare 3 released? Stayed up until 6 playing it a couple night ago. No big deal.

Never overly happy or overly whiny, Coopman's demeanor is cool and collected everyday. He is so chill that I know he won't mind these horrendous nicknames.

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