Gr-Li

To my right is the fabulous, hilarious Matthew Gross. Sitting next to Matthew is an adventure to say the least. He provides me with adequate, no - effective, comedic relief during class that's usually much needed. That's when he isn't sleeping, anyway. Matthew and I have been friends since freshman year...it's been an interesting couple of years, to say the least. Some of you may not know that Matthew and I actually have pseudonyms. We go by Salt and Pepper. He's Pepper and I'm Salt, bet you didn't see that coming.

Across the ever-so-spacious gap in front of me is the magnificent, always classy Jake Linton. Much like Matthew, Jake also often leans over and provides some comedic relief. Sometimes when I get called on in class and have nothing to say, it's just because I was distracted by Jake's swag. Additionally as Jake mentioned, I am his accomplice in retrieving 50 Essays books from my adjacent bookshelf when we forget ours.