No one knows what it means, but it's provocative... It gets the people going!

If I could be any fictional character, I'd definitely be U.S. skating star Chazz Michael Michaels from Blades of Glory. From making such a controversially homosexual sport straight, to his awesome name, to his great musical preferences, no one knows how to live other than Chazz Michael Michaels. After growing up through a troubled childhood (if yopu call a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled), Chazz was able to turn odds around in his favor and become an idol. Chazz is a mental giant able to figure out answers to complex problems such as how to get back into ice-skating. Not to mention his hair "shines like Orion's Belt out on the ice." His personal philosophy is quote, "Clothing optional." The guy is a walking piece of awesome. There's no beating Chazz Michael Michaels. Might I also mention he is the Rug Master? So you better step aside homeschool, there's a new Sheriff in town.