The Chair

Being a chair is horrible. People always sit on me. I get sat on everyday by fat people. Nobody ever thanks me for being a chair and doing my job. Also, People move me around the floor constantly when they are sitting on me. Everyone expects a chair to be perfect. But the second my legs are uneven or if I creak, people suddenly hate me. They try to replace me or switch chairs and give me to other people. Its not my fault that my legs aren't always perfect after suffering for three months with your overweight body on me. Its highly insulting when people switch me out with a new chair or a different colored chair. After all I do for people, they simply use me and treat me like I dont have feelings. One day I'll break on someone and I'll get my revenge when they fall on the ground.