immigrating aliens

i just met an alien. he told me his people wished to move to our planet, for theirs was horrendously over populated and polluted. he told me of his wife and children. he looked almost exactly like a human, the main difference being a slight purple tinge to the skin, and of course, his badly structured Amurrcan. but his smile was inviting and we talked for an hour or so about potential policy for their migration here.
then he asked me if i could help him get a job, this was despicable. i walked back to my truck, pulled out my shotgun and blew his alien head off,  then i cashed my unemployment check and used it to buy a six pack.