just kidding on that one, this ones on how to fake a blog assignment. so, i guess, how to swag isn't too far off the mark. but before we start, i wanted to comment that apparently iv already made a post called "how to (reach) limbo for dummies, carpet burn, and the masons" so i actually considered writing that as a how to. just couldn't figure out how.
1.swag
2.swag again
3.waist your weekend and do homework on sunday
4.spell "waste" as "waist" on step 3, because you can
5.scroll until you see the prompt
6.sit back and think about a unique way to approach the issue.
7.occasionally, as i did here, you wont be able to think of anything truly unique (check my last post for examples)
8.if step 7 is true of your current situation, cry and curse your life.
9.ignore step 8
10.find a classic concept (the how to b.s.(bovinum stercus) an essay essay) and infuse it with your own personality (randomness, ranting, swag)
11.pray other people Enjoi reading it the way you did writing it.
12.hit the "publish post" button
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