How to Drink Water.

In order for you to become fluent in the art of fluids, you must first become the fluid. Look to your inner eye. See the fluid. Hear the fluid. Resist the urge to pee after hearing the fluid. Become the fluid. No, Not the fluid you want to excrete. The fluid you wish to drink. Open your eyes. What fluid did you see? Good. Now we must actually find something to drink.

You'll first need some water. There are many places where you can find water. For example, you can find water in the tap in your house. You can find water in the pond at your local park. You can find water inside a cactus. You can find water essentially anywhere you can find water. Once you find the water, move onto step two.

For the second step, drink the water. Did I really need to explain that to you?

And then ya done.