Heliophobia

Ever since I was 7, I have been a heliophobic. The sun is just an evil thing, I don't even like to think about it. When I was just a wee little boy at the age of 7, I fell asleep outdie and was scorched with 3rd-degree burns all over my body. It was this horrific incident where I learned that the son was a gift from the devil and is out to get us. Nowadays, I like to sit inside of my darkcloset and play Monopoly against myself while the evil secretly attacks another innocent human being. If I should ever be forced to go outside under the presence of the eveil, I have created a full body suit that blends in with my surroundings so I can sneak past this evil and to safety. Some people might say that I'm just being ridiculous and the sun (OW! IT HURTS TO EVEN SAY IT!) is beautiful. These are the people in which the evil has already gotten to and brainwashed them to support it and its evil ways. But not me, I know of the capability of the evil, and will probably never be able to get past this horrendousness.