Priceless

You know what I think is really funny? I am a lowly printer, but of course, I find little ways to make life exciting. Such as when my master uses the "fast draft" setting to save ink. It's hilarious to make the papers shoot out so fast they fly all over the room. The most entertaining part - other than the look on her face - is to watch her scramble to pick all the papers up, and get them back in order. Now that's a knee-slapper! Something else extremely satisfactory is to see the forlorn and lost looks on the master's face when I decide to stop working. I am a dilligent worker too, shouldn't I get a break? And no, those 7 hours while she's at school doesn't count. She can't live without me; how pathetic. Every once in a while, when the master thinks everything is fine and dandy, I like to give her a little jolt - remind her who's really in change here. I make every noise I possibly can in revolt: I shake, I hiss, I rattle, I beep, and I put up the "printer preparations; do not interrupt" sign. That look on her face... It's priceless.