Sunday, November 20, 2011

The first step to this process is to begin as if you are actually going to say something smart am intelligent. Act like you're trying to say something worth listening to. Then, as soon as you're about to get to the point where you actually have to start explaining something, go off on a tangent. Do anything, tell jokes, repeat yourself, tell jokes. Anything to pad your word length and just get whoever is grading it to just throw up their hands in disgust and walk away. If you achieve that, then you have won the game. Unless the game is up. Then tree was no game to win. But if it's not win or lose but how you play the game, then why do we keep score? Oh, and by the way, Ian:1 Blog:0. However, that score is still not good enough. Also, I'm on my phone, so I don't have a word count. So I'm going to keep rambling for a few more sentences. Or I might just get lazy and give up. But, as Napoleon said "impossible is a word found only in the dictionary of fools". So, hopefully that quote took me over the one hundred and fifty word limit. So, I'm going to turn this in before it gets to midnight. Stay classy San Diego.

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