Zombie Attack Plan

In the case of a zombie attack many people, like many video games today would resort to the idea of taking as many weapons as they can and killing as many zombies as they can. This idea is stupid because no matter how many you zombies you kill more would keep popping up all around you and you would eventually not have the energy to keep constantly killing zombies and as a result your brain would be eaten. The solution to surviving a zombie apocalypse does not involve some crazy plan or brains or strength it just requires some common sense. If you were a zombie and you were longing for that taste of fresh human brain, who would you go after? You would go after the people who have yet to been attacked and look like they have the must juicy and healthy brain. The type of person that a zombie would never go after would be another fellow zombie, for their lack of a healthy and juicy brain. And this in itself is the answer on how to survive a zombie attack. In the case of a pack of zombies coming upon you trying to eat your brains out, then you simply must go to your back yard or nearest plant, cover your face and hair in dirt, rip up your clothes and act like a brainless zombie. When the zombies see that you have already had your prized brain taken from you they will turn around and go the other way in search of other human brains. One of the most important things that you must remember when carrying out this plan is not to approach or try to talk with any other humans because it is more then likely that your zombie acting skills are so professional that they will believe you are an actual zombie and blow your brains out. So to put it simply act like a zombie and avoid humans until all of the stupid people killing zombies have killed them all and then you are safe.