why i watch tv

ok, there are two main reasons why i watch tv: to relax, and to escape. ill explain.
When I sit in front of a TV, im usually on the couch, or im on the floor. this causes a sense of comfort and peace. next, the mind numbing and senseless shows usually are on when i watch tv, so i feel too lazy and dumb to want to get up. the remote control makes it so that i dont have to move anything but my thumb and forearm. this finally sets me into a feeling of control over the TV, and i am its master, and i make it show whatever i feel like watching. TV is also a great way to forget about the troubles at school and have a few laughs, or watch sometyhing compelling or interesting. occassionally ill watch something thats informational, like pawnstars, but for the most part i just watch spongebob or something else to rot my brain. i can literally watch tv for four hours straight before i realize i have homework that needs to be done.

A couple of shows i like: Spongebob, Pawn Stars, Family Guy, Futurama, Fairly Oddparents, Two and a Half Men(no, not with Kutcher), and Tosh.O. I think all these are funny.
A couple of shows i hate: ANYTHING E! related, ANYTHING on TLC, and ANYTHING on Disney Channel (except occassionally Wizards of Waverly Place, cuz Selena Gomez is FINE) these shows mostly either show societies oblivious and unintelligent side, as well as really shows how the entertainment industry is really good at churning out useless and noncomical shows: laugh tracks dont make a show funny people. get it right.