Monday, October 31, 2011

Assignment 11: BOO

ZOMBIES HAVE ATTACKED. Detail your survival plan.
(This prompt comes from blog 6. Thank you, Ned Katz and Bram Dutch)

OR

Explain what scares you the most and why.

OR

Describe a moment in which you were fraught with peril. Tell it as a ghost story.




Happy Halloween!

Minimum of 150 words - due Sunday, November 6 at 11:59 pm

Sunday, October 30, 2011

The Average Student and Homework

After staring at this worksheet for all of five minutes, I’ve given up. What’s the point? I’m sure I’ll find someone else who has that class in the morning, and if not, eh, I have that class last. I can do that during another class. I don’t need to know any of that stuff until the day of the test anyway.


Before school: It’s too early to do work. I just got up an hour ago and drove here. Besides, I have the rest of the day to do it.


1st-3rd hour: It’s still too early to do work. I might just do my homework during lunch.


Lunch: People are so much more important than that homework. Socializing is obviously the only point of school.


4th hour: I just got done with my lunch. Why on earth would I do homework after that?


5th hour: Uh-oh. I completely forgot about my homework until 10 minutes before the class ends. Thank you, teacher for assigning such an insane amount of homework. One worksheet is going to be the absolute end of the world- the end of my half-way decent grade in that class.


6th hour: (As the teacher is going around and checking homework) I didn’t have time to do my homework. Could I please have an extension on my homework? I should be able to turn in my homework late just this one time. Or… could I have some extra credit? It’s late in the semester, and I need an A. Because of all the homework I haven’t done this semester, I think I should be able to get an A.

Satire

I hate it when people complain a lot. Yes, I know that there are problems and the world, but everyone has their own and should just deal with them. Your friend is mad at you? Your teachers gave you too much homework? Your parents just don't understand you? That sucks, but everyone shouldn't just go complain about it. I mean, honestly, what good does complaining do? Nothing, that's what. Why can't people get that. It's not like whining about how much you dislike cafeteria food is going to make it any better. It's stupid, just stupid.

Satire

As a young adult getting ready to go off to college, I feel it is extremely helpful for myself and my peers if the adults in our lives talk down to us and treat us as if we are still in elementary school. Though we will be on our own in as little as a two years, we need to have everything dumbed down for us to understand. Being talked down to by the adults in our lives helps us develop phenomenal communication skills for when we get thrown into the real world and have to interview for jobs and various things. It is not to our benefit at all to let us take on small responsibilities as to ease us into being completely responsible for ourselves. It is much better to let the adults take care of everything for us. So let's make sure we make everything black and white and easy to understand for the young adults in our lives. I promise, it's really helpful to all of us.

Satire

We live in a world which has widely accepted the concept of evolution and natural selection. Because of this, it would do a great service to the human gene pool if all laws against violent crimes were nullified. If laws against violent crimes were nullified, think of how strong we would be! The ones who survived long enough to reproduce would be the best of the best. All the weak would be dead. The weak ones were a burden on society anyways. It is far better to kill off the weak members of society and put them out of their misery. Their lives are aimless and have no purpose whatsoever. Any children they produce will be like them, weak and incapable of surviving. The entire point of natural selection is to improve the gene pool. With the dismissal of violent crimes, we would be doing what nature wanted us to. Heck, while we’re at it, let’s just let the entire world descend into anarchy. After all, that’s how it all started, so it can’t be wrong. Right?

Satire

It takes me a good thirty minutes to get to school in the morning, not even kidding. I think something needs to be done about this. The best way to solve it, increase the speed limits. What were people thinking when they made the speed limit 35 out on these twisted country roads. Its ridiculous. Most people drive at about 70 anyway and only some of them die. And this way if you loose control of your car your probably going to die instantly, now doesn't that sound pleasant? With an increased speed limit I could either wake up later. It would also put me at school earlier where I could get a highly desired spot parking on Lakeshore where a shooting happened a few weeks ago. Now that's entertainment. This brings up a whole new point, parking on the hill. Why should a school provide parking for their students. I love getting to walk up an icy hill in the snow, or a river when it rains. Its puts a little scenery in my day, spices it up. I just love how Henry Clay has dealt with this parking issue, taking away space by putting portables in. Just genius!

Glorious Sounds

The chirping of birds on a beautiful morning, waves lapping the beach on a warm afternoon, wind rustling the leaves on a glorious autumn day... All of these are pleasant sounds, but the most pleasant sounds of all don't come from the great outdoors. Rather, the most wonderful sounds in the world are heard when a human eats. Smacking, slurping, squishing, no melody could ever top the wonderful sound of the first stage of digestion. The rules of etiquette tell everyone to keep their mouths closed when eating, but why? Why quiet the beautiful squish-chomp-crack-slurpp of an enthusiastic eater?I hope someday to marry a man who never closes his mouth while he chews, who may even talk with his mouth full and spit a little food in my direction. Oh, if only I could be so lucky! Maybe I'll even be fortunate enough to have children that take after my husband's impressive lip-smacking abilities. I can just see it now: all of us sitting down to a quiet dinner, all of them stuffing their mouths and using their fingers, making as much noise as they possibly can and then, just before dessert, licking all the remnants off of their grubby little fingers. Ah, if only if only.

Whats a satire?

So now apparently I can get fined $500 just because I beat my dog occasionally? That's not fair! The little pest chewed up my favorite pair of fuzzy socks the other day and the ASPCA doesn't think it deserves a good 5 lynchings? Yeah maybe I'll just send Spot over to their houses and let him chew up their T.V. remotes, and see how they like it. Now they have to walk 5 feet to turn the T.V. on, and Spot gets away with it. Not in my house. That extra exercise was not necessary and Spot should have to pay! I call it physical discipline, and it's perfectly fine. I mean, they're not humans, so they're not equal. We should be allowed to beat our pets! They deserve it!

satire


Since the beginning of time, high schoolers have roamed the endless plains in search of prey. The most capable students ran in their prides in search of the weaker students. They hunted down and cull the herds of these students. This killed a few students of course; it was necessary for the survival of the whole. But overall, the herd and prides both benefited from this symbiosis. The herd lost some members but that kept them whole and made them try to be stronger to avoid certain death. The lions never over-abused the herd for fear that they would die off. The herd was always kept strong and it was placated. But as such with all great things, this relationship had to end. Thus the ruthless hunters were instated. The hunters had been there since the beginning, but due to recent updates in technology, the hunters were able to kill the strong prides. The prides gradually began to fade and fade until there were only a few prides left. With the destruction of the prides, the herds grew in large amounts. Now, the herds over eat and overexpand. In addition to this, the herds no longer had to fear the solitary prides. This lack of fear led to weaker and weaker herds without the culling of the worst. In the end, all of the herd became weak and fearless due to the lack of the pride. God forbid the day that the foreign students such as the Panda or Elephant comes and kill all of the herds.

Diot v. Diot

Bailiff: All rise.

Judge: You may be seated. We proceed to the case of Diot v. Diot. Now, Mr. Isaac Diot, you are suing your brother, correct?

I. Diot: Yes, that is true.

Judge: Doesn't that seem a bit harsh to sue your own flesh and blood?

I. Diot: Well, your honor, he committed the most unforgivable, horrible offense. I had no choice but to take legal action accordingly.

Judge: Alright what did he do?

I. Diot: He stole my favorite pencil. I'm suing for the $100,000 to cover the expenses of the eraser, my attorney, and pain and suffering as well as inefficiency costs at my workplace due to lack of pencil.

Judge: What do you have to say to this?

Brother: I deny that the pencil in my possession once belonged to him. And I am counter-suing for $150,000 to cover the costs of my attorney as well as the emotional turmoil this case has caused me.

Judge: The plaintiff may now present his evidence.

Chewing gum

Let us all set forth and become cows. Let us, at some point, become them. chewing our cud. It is the loveliest of imaginable activities. Who wouldn't want to eat grass and digest it multiple times? who wouldn't want to mindlessly gnack on grass, dirt. and feces for the rest of their days? Those who still and to chew their corn-meal are in the past. The civility of their manners is of the olden age. Let us smack our lips in a new found hope of the future! One day they will succumb to us; they will all chew with our lip-smackitty goodness. We are the superior beings.

Thoughts of a Middle Aged Wealthy Man

I came home and took off my satin loafers, gently placing them by my Italian Stone fire place. Then I made my way to the gallery and grabbed what I had believed to be one of my finest cigars. As I was about to light this cigar, I noticed something. It was an Egyptian blend of tobacco. How distasteful. I put down the cigar, and then made my way over the wet bar on the far side of the room. The bottle of scotch was dry. Not even a drop left in it. Out of sheer frustration towards the ongoing situation, I decided it was in my best interest to take a ride. I stared down at the granite floor beneath me before finally making me my way outside. Parked slanted on the cobblestone driveway was my pride and joy. A 1980 Rolls Royce Silver Spirit. I entered the car and sat silently for a few minutes, mentally observing the strong smell of the leather. That smell. How I yearned to smell that smell each and every day. After this brief, but thoroughly intense connection between the the car and myself, I slowly pulled out and drove into the distance. I drove for a few minutes before the image of that empty bottle of liquor and poor quality Egyptian cigar plagued my mind. I could not tolerate it anymore. Without wasting another second, I gently turned the Spirit around and drove to my local retailer in search of fine cigars and effective scotch. It was nearly an entire fifteen minutes before I arrived at the store, and my sentiments of disgust were growing by the second. I stormed through the parking lot, only to be greeted by a sign on the outside of the store reading, "CLOSED." A sense anger over came me, but I was unwilling to succumb to it so I inhaled deeply and dashed back to the Spirit. As I was entering the car, I noticed a homeless man in the distance, laughing. It appeared he was enjoying himself. The audacity. I slammed the door shut, drove at a quick, but reasonable speed back to my estate, and spent the reminder of the night sitting by my Italian Stone fireplace staring deep into the flames. Flames whose orange, brown hue reminisced of the scotch I could have been enjoying. Life, you don't fail to disappoint.

Satire

Concerts are awesome. Concerts are fun. Concerts are wonderful. They are especially awesome and fun and wonderful if your seats make you see the performers as ants. But let’s look at the glass as half full - at least you are there, right? Correct. My favorite things about these concerts are the contests that all of the local radio stations have leading up to the concerts. Some of them require you to do a little work, but whats twenty hours of extra work in one week? No big deal. The best part of these contests is that just because you spend all of your free time working, you are not guaranteed a prize. A radio station - such as, oh, I don’t know, 98.1 - tells you to come early to the concert, scream really loud for two and a half hours, and they will judge your poster. Then they pick the girls who have the least amount of clothing on and give them the biggest prizes. This is probably one of the best systems I have ever heard of, and should always be used at concerts to reward the most deserving fans with the best prizes.

My recent lament

You know what I think? I think that all churches should fire their nice little old nursery workers and hire 10 year olds instead. I mean, why not? When they are in there every time I walk by, we might as well reward them by giving them the gift of thinking that we appreciate them. I know they really work hard rolling around in there playing with all those neat toys while occasionally almost suffocating a 4 month old because they totally hold babies all the time. Riiiiiiiight. I mean, what the heck, let's just give our poor little nursery ladies a nice paid vacation; the kids will work for free. After all, they are just little angels for taking the horrible task of holding babies all day off the plethora of grandchildren-less women who love a good snuggle now and again. And I know those broke teenagers - the ones where babysitting is their only source of gas money - are just so thankful these little kids are willing to step in and isolate them from additional customers. Now that I think about it, why have we never thought about this before? Entrusting the next generations of our church to kids themselves is beneficial to both parties. While the 10 year olds are missing church every Sunday - when will they ever use peace, love, and joy in their everyday lives anyway - the babies get to learn how to be independent: learning how to deal with the fact that their diaper hasn't been changed all day and learning that you should not be good unless prompted with a cookie reward. Sounds like a symbiotic relationship to me. So I urge you churches, open your doors wide and encourage little girls to come in the nursery - after all, it gets them out of our hair.

Satire

Dear Abortion Clinic,
My name is Janice and I recently, to my surprise discovered I was pregnant. I had no idea that night after night of partying and hooking up with many men would lead to me being pregnant. I just assumed I was immune to pregnancies. I am currently unemployed after I quit my job at McDonalds because I was tired of coming home every day feeling tired. What I am trying to say is that I am obviously in no position to support a child. I have thought over my options and an abortion seems to be the best option. The first option that I thought of was just having the child and making my best attempt at raising it and taking full responsibility for bringing it into the world. This option honestly just seemed like too much of a responsibly in the busy unemployed life that I am living. The second option I thought of was having the child and then putting it up for adoption. After thinking about this option for a while I realized this was not the best option, because what would be the point of going through labor if I don't even have the kid be a part of my life, seems pointless to me like what do I get out of it. So in the end I came to the conclusion that the best option was to have a doctor kill the child that I have created. I am hoping that this can be done as soon as possible so that this thing inside of me isn't fully "human" yet. Its only been 6 weeks since I have figured out I was pregnant so it can't be even counted as a human I think.
Sincerely,
Janice

Altruistic Recession

Dearest Josalyn,
Our family has truly enjoyed sponsoring you over the past three years.  Receiving your letters and knowing that you and your villagers finally expect adequate food, minimal education, annual medical care, and decontaminated water at least five times out of seven truly warms our hearts back here in the States.  We hope your brother has recovered from that bought of cholera and you enjoyed the pencils that we sent you as a birthday present (surprise!). 
Unfortunately, as I’m sure you’ve heard, times are pretty hard back here, and while we both have solid, well-paying jobs with retirement benefits, I just don’t think that we can swing the $36 each month anymore.  That is to say, we really enjoy our Starbucks coffee every weekend, and our son will not rest until we buy him those concert tickets as a Christmas present.  As we know you understand, we just can’t give those things up, but we did try to buy off-brand oatmeal, butter, and bread for awhile.  Times are just too hard, and we can’t sacrifice any more. 
Sometimes, dear child, people get all up in arms about this issue.  In fact, our preacher last Sunday (on top of asking us to tithe) suggested that everyone in this congregation had something they could give up in order to help other people.  He then had the audacity to request that week give up our precious family movie trips, our Friday-night Mexican food runs, our new clothing, our electronic leisure activities, and even some of our Christmas presents.  How out of touch with the world–with global crises! 
Josalyn, we will not abandon you.  Perhaps when the stock market goes up a few points we can finally afford to focus on someone other than ourselves.
All the best,
The Richardsons

I am famous.

Hello world. I am famous. You have heard of me, and I am here to convince you to buy this product. I don't really even use this product; in fact, I haven't even heard of it. But they're paying me to say it's awesome. Because you think I'm awesome. I could be a movie star, or I could be a professional athlete. Maybe I could even be a Grammy-winning artist. You want to be like me, right? Then use this product. Even though I don't actually use it. I'm telling you that it is awesome, so it has to be. Surely you can see the logic there. This product might not even be anything special, but with me, it is. Stick my face on the front of it and all of a sudden everyone wants it. Because I'm awesome. Hey, after you guys go out and try this product now, let me know how good it is. Because I've never actually tried it.

Friday, October 28, 2011

oh bother

you know what i hate? telemarketers. every freaking day, im watching tv and suddenly, "its the shamwow!!" or "its the snuggie!!" are you kidding me? youre really going to waste my time by trying to sell me cheap items that will eventually break down or become useless altogether. "the snuggie is a soft, comfortable blanket you can wear! everyone will love it!" WRONG. its a crappy piece of fleece fabric that your embarrassed to wear and stops working after the temperature hits thirty degrees farenheit. and thats obnly the beggining. after being so easily duped into believing this product is awesome, i pay so much cash into it, and pour whatever savings that i have into paying "only 19.99." well, as it turns out, you have to pay a couple of extra "additional" fees, like shipping and handling and all this other bullcrap that really makes no sense. and the worst part is you never even realized this was coming. oh, but they warned you. just not in an easily noticeable way, its all mixed in with a bunch of words, hidden from view so that it looks better than it is. kinda like campaign advertisements. its flashy and deceitful.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

War

Firstly, I would like to apologize for this blog being late. I was sick over the weekend and through Tuesday and this slipped my mind. I don't think many people truly like war. It's not fun, it's expensive, and people die. In most cases, all that war offers countries is a war-less future; if you win, you take the lesser of two damages. I think war is a vehicle for countries to lose power. I mean, how often does a country go to war and not risk their stability? I also think war is a product of a lack of communication. I can't think of a conflict that has resulted in war that could not have been worked out without bloodshed. If more countries tried harder to work out differences without war, there would be less war. Simple, right? Of course not. This implies that a world without war is possible. As much as we cross our fingers and hope that war doesn't have to happen, there are billions of people with different beliefs, customs, and cultures out there. In order for a war-less planet, these billions of people must get along with each-other for the rest of time. I'm holding my breath.

Assignment 10: Changes

Think of all of the things and ideas that exist in the world.
Which one bothers you the most?


Write a satire on this bothering issue.


Minimum of 150 words - due Sunday, October 30 at 11:59 pm

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

WAR

War is not always the answer. I'm not a pacifist but I don't believe every quarrel should be settled over an entire war. War is the correct answer sometimes, but not it's not necessary to jump into the middle of other countries' wars such as the war between Sunnis and Shiites. War should be used as a back-up plan for controversies. You should always try to compromise with the enemy before you decide to fight them. Take North Korea as an example. If they're testing out nuclear weapons, we shouldn't try to conquer them in a war to take away the threat, but try to become allies with them so we become even more powerful for when another time calls for war. If you consider peace before war, the world becomes much better. When times do call for war, be smart: use your allies to limit the damage on yourself. I don't think war is completely wrong or completely right, I just think you should react smartly when a situation could possibly call for war.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

War


There is a time and place for everything, and war is no exception. Evil and sin are deeply rooted in this world, and when the time comes we have to fight it. Throughout history wars have been fought for many different reasons. Some for expansion, some for revenge, some for one mans ambitions, and some for no reason at all. I believe that when war can be avoided, or when its done to feed a man or a nation greed and ambition, it is morally wrong and injust. However, if your nation is under attack, and innocent people are dying in your streets, it is your obligation as a country to defend your people and your nation. It is the whole idea of self defense that is taught in karate. You have all these moves, weapons, and techniques, but that doesn't mean you go around and use them to rob people and get more money. It is something you have just in case you need to call upon it, and use it to defend yourself. However, you would not attack someone just for looking at you funny, or for no good reasons. There are alternatives to fighting, and as cliché as it sounds, it is always better to talk your problems out and come up with a peaceful solution.


War

War!

What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing Ending slavery, stopping Hitler, stimulating the economy, winning freedom from oppressors

The art of war is of vital importance to the State. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.-Sun Tzu

War is inevitable. Though it is man-made and fought by humans and the machines they create, war is a natural occurrence. Throughout history war and the warriors who fought them have provided a vital balance in the world. War has kept the balance of power relatively stable throughout history. Whenever a nation has grown too strong, they have fallen, and while some of this may be due to internal pressures, war played a vital factor as well. One just has to look at Persia, Rome, the Arab Caliphates, England, and Nazi Germany, to see that war is a crucial factor in the world balance of power.

There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.-Niccolo Machiavelli

In its time, the Persian Empire was the major power in its region. When they set their sights on Greece, the Greeks had no choice but to fight. The Greeks were one of the last civilized peoples in the way of the Persian advance. If the Greeks fell, the whole of Europe would be open to the Persian advance. The Greeks had no leverage to negotiate with. They had no economic power, so an embargo was out of the question. They could only fight. They inflicted heavy casualties at Thermopylae, and slowed the Persian advance. They lost Athens, but beat the Persian navy in a decisive battle at Salamis. The lack of the naval support forced the emperor Xerxes to retreat back to Persia with most of his army. The Greeks then defeated the remaining Persians at the battles of Plataea and Mycale. This ended the Persian invasions of Greece. Had the Greeks given up, and just been absorbed into the Persian Empire, not only would the Persians have taken all of Europe, but Western Civilization might not have developed along the lines of individualism that it did. Later, Alexander the Great waged one of the greatest military campaigns in history to topple an empire that had gotten too strong ad had threatened the balance of power in the world. His own empire then collapsed due to internal warring after his death, keeping the balance of power stable.

The rapid expansion of Rome began around the third century BC. The Romans defeated the great maritime power of Carthage in the first Punic War. By the last Punic War in 149 BC Rome had destroyed the major power in Africa, and made the Western Mediterranean into a Roman lake, and with the defeat of the Macedonian and Seleucid Empire in the 2nd century BC, they had obtained dominance over the whole of the Mediterranean. After a brutal civil war between Gaius Marius (the reformer of the Roman Army) and Lucius Cornelius Sulla, Gaius Julius Caesar emerged as the prominent political figure in Rome. Caesar joined with Marcus Crassus and Pompey to form the “First Triumvirate”. Caesar all but completed the Roman conquest of Gaul, and started a few incursions into Britain. When Caesar led his legions across the Rubicon River to take Rome, a Civil War erupted between Caesar and Pompey. Caesar was victorious, though he was later murdered. His murder leads to the Second Triumvirate (Mark Antony, Octavian, and Marcus Lepidus), which later collapsed amid infighting and led to the Roman Empire under Octavian. So far, the Roman military machine had been unstoppable. Sure, they had suffered minor setbacks, but they had chugged on. Then, in 9 CE, the Germanic tribes under the tribal chief Arminius destroyed three Roman Legions using guerilla tactics in the battle of Teutoburg Forest. This marked a turning point in Roman history. The Romans had found an enemy which they couldn’t conquer. This ended Roman expansion into Northern Europe and stopped the Roman Empire at the Rhine. A decisive defeat of the world’s preeminent world power by “barbarians” had checked the expansion of Rome. After the division of the Empire into East and West in 285 AD both Empires still remained regional powers, though not on the level of a united Rome. The Western Roman Empire fell first, succumbing to a combination of internal turmoil and invasion by nomadic peoples from the north. The Eastern Roman Empire however, persisted all the way up to the fifteenth century as the Byzantine Empire, before succumbing to the invading Ottomans. Once again, it can be seen that war struck that vital balance in world history.

Every nation rises and falls to its own self-interest. The most effective way of projecting one’s interest in a forceful way is through war. Treaties can be broken. Leaders lie, in fact, they lie a lot. The Munich Conference, the result of which was thought to be “peace in our time”, actually led to an increase in Hitler’s strength. It showed him as bold and daring, while painting England and France as weak and eager to appease Nazi Germany. In the same way, the multiple compromises on slavery and state’s rights only postponed the American Civil War. In fact, it might have been better if the issue had been resolved earlier. By the time of the Civil War, the tactics of both armies had not evolved to match the new technology. Both armies were still using the tactic of masses musket fire. This tactic, combined with the advances in reload time, accuracy of fire, and ammunition (the minie ball) lead around 600,000 deaths. The peace brokered by the Camp David accords lasted only the life of the leaders. The gains which Israel made in its numerous wars with its neighbors, however, have endured in some form up to when I am typing this period.

The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.-Otto von Bismarck

War is always the lesser of two evils. However, it is almost always the most effective form of dealing with the other evil. Hitler would not have succumbed to an embargo. King George III would not have given up the colonies just because the colonies asked nicely. While war is evil, the systematic slaughter of over 12 million innocents is worse. Or maybe that’s just me? Usama bin Laden wouldn’t have just laid down and died. We had to go and get him. Our nation war forged from war. The nation which we broke away from also emerged from the flames of conflict. While war may be awful, it is also the necessary catalyst for change in the world which we live in.

War is hell. -William Tecumseh Sherman

It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it.-Robert E. Lee

Most of the alternatives to war are weak and ineffectual. If some nation decided that they wanted to embargo the United States, we would be just fine. The world is too big and there are so many sources to buy from, that any embargo is ineffective. If an embargo is effective, it is because one nation controls so much of the trade with another nation that the nation being embargoed is starved for resources by the embargo. This is just a form of natural selection. It eliminates weak nations from a stage at which they don’t belong. In other words, if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Most of the other options which are not war are so close to war that they might as well be. Blockades, no-fly zones, and UN action almost always involve the use of military forces. Even the peaceful embargoes and “official censures” require something to back it up. And what is that something? That something is military power, the threat of intervention, the threat of war. If Equatorial Guinea decided they were going to tell the United States to stop meddling in the Middle East, we would be rolling around on the floor laughing. However, if the United States decided to tell Equatorial Guinea to stop funding partisans fighting in civil wars around Africa, they would most likely do it. Why would they do it? Because we have the force to back it up. We have the means to enforce even our peaceful options.

In order to rid the world of war, we would have to forsake all which makes us human. Our drive to improve and expand our sense of individualism, and our competitive spirit are all human characteristics. All of these are characteristics which have led to our greatest scientific and cultural accomplishments. They are also the characteristics which have led us to war amongst ourselves. War is not what makes us human, but what makes us human leads us to wage war.

Only the dead have seen the end of the war.-George Santayana

War is not an independent phenomenon, but the continuation of politics by different means.
Karl Von Clausewitz

War is not an independent phenomenon, but the continuation of politics by different means.
Karl Von Clausewitz







War

I do think that there is a time for war, but only in one specific situation. I think the only time that war is the only thing that can be done in order for good things to ultimately come out of a situation is the situation that the United States was put in with Iraq. Iraq was a country who decided to on September 11, 2001 carry out an act of terrorism on our country simply because they did not like what this country is built off of and what it stands for. The country of Iraq was at that time in a very bad situation in terms of their government and something needed to be done or Iraq would continue these acts of terrorism. There was no situation in which the United states would of gone into Iraq and tried to peacefully talk to them and then come to an agreement. The only way to show Iraq a life that would be better for all of its people was by force. No, I am not in support of the many lives that were lost in this war, but I feel and I think many of the men and women who died serving their country would agree that they died for a very noble and patriotic cause, which was to stand up for the freedom and equality of the United States and not let acts of terrorism against are great nation be done without some form of consequence against the very people that put those acts upon our nation. So in conclusion, yes I do think their is a time where war is necessary and it would not be beneficial or logical to just "talk it out" or "come to a reasonable agreement" as some people might argue.

war?!?

First off, let me just say that this is one of the reasons I would never want to become a politician, I have issues making opinions about war and expressing them. Also, I would like to say before I get started that I am 110% behind our troops at all time and I thank all service men and women.
Onward! I think there is a time for war, but first we have to try to fix whatever problem is at hand in every other way possible. I think we have all heard about the tragities of war (though they are hard to comprehend if you haven't lived through them yourself), so if there is any way to aviod such situations, I think it is worth a try. However, if we have exhausted all other possibilities and it seems like there is another country or group who may endanger us, I think we need to be ready to go to war. Sounds harsh, but if that is the only way to get something done and our lives to the way they should be, you gotta do what you gotta do.

War

I find it hard to decided on my own view about war. I am not a pacifist, if someone were to attack me I am going to fight back. Therefore I can see why we have made the decision to enter wars, but a war involves so many people. Along with a war comes a lot of tragedy. Sure you hear about the soldiers who have lost their lives, but where they are battling families also live. Many innocent people die as a result of war, or they lose loved ones. How can someone say that this act is ok? So many people are negatively affected by wars, why would we want to purposefully cause that pain and suffering? It goes along with the say an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. But it would be really hard for me to just take an attack such as that of Peal Harbor and not want to react to it. Or to see acts such as the Holocaust happening and not step in. Therefore I guess I would have to say that I think that there is a time for war no matter how devastating of a thing it is.

War

Is there a time for war? I would say so. Should that time be avoided when at all possible? Definitely. War should be reserved for those situations where we as a nation have our backs against the wall, when we can't solve the issue peacefully. There's no reason to flail our army around and have people killed for no reason. I believe that there are times when a nation has a responsibility to go to war, but they don't come very often. I wish I could say that if it doesn't concern us, don't get involved. But unfortunately, there are times where we need to interject ourselves into a situation, because we are such a powerful nation. The problem is that if we do that more times than absolutely necessary, we would develop into a nation constantly having to bury more and more soldiers. How we interact with other nations is how we are perceived by the rest of the world. The alternatives to war are of course peaceful negotiations between nations. These happen daily, wars don't. There's good reason for that.

War

Although I personally find there is no place for war, in the sense of man to man combat for control of area of land, the people within, or whatever, it exists today. By that means, there must be some place and time for war, as it does exist. This does not however, make the situation morally right. The concept of men (humans) killing one another for reasons dating back so far back and as trivial as “my god is better than your god”, that it disgusts me. Most if not all situations that have been solved through war could be solved through a non-violent pursuit, such as the U.N. or other governing body deciding the compromise. A country should only go to war if it is attacked or could be harmed as the result of another countries actions. If no countries harmed one another, this would be a simple solution. Were it so easy.

War is NOT the Answer

I can’t honestly believe that war is the only solution to any problem. It can be helped in other ways. The only time for war, I think, would be when there is absolutely no other way to solve their problem. Even so, it is not morally right, and it will never be morally right, to fight in order to preserve the idea or even the people that you are defending. There is no reason for so many people to die- just so that minds can be changed. Although war changes the situation of the fighting areas, it still can’t be justified. People can’t be punished for what their government has decided to do, no matter their opinion on the matter. Sometimes it seems that people only notice what we put into action, the “actions speak louder than words” philosophy, but when you act on something and that action is war, it seems that we have gone too far. If we have to settle every problem with a war to get something done, we need to rethink our strategies, before there is no one, or no group, to have those problems with. As Bertrand Russell stated, “War does not determine who is right- only who is left.”

The Primary Action of War

There is no justification for war, morally or pragmatically.
How can one morally justify desensitizing oneself to the point at which you can no longer comprehend the suffering associated with a gunshot wound to another human being?  How can one morally justify trashing towns, murdering innocents, and condoning the mass slaughter of a people and a culture?  Revenge?  How does participating in the cold-blooded killing of  a culture provide restitution for an attack like 9/11?  Can killing bring back the dead?  How can one practically justify a buildup of national debt to pay for armaments, transportation, and troops?  How can one practically justify engagement in years of war as opposed to a more expedient negotiation, embargo, or distribution of aid?  Bolstering the economy?  Wake up!  Think about what you are saying!  Then look me in the eye and tell me that war is worth it!
That is, however, not to say that I believe all modern day wars oughtn’t have been entered by certain countries.  The Allied Powers really had to enter World War II.  But that exigence only occurred because of the first act of war, and the death, destruction, and dismay that resulted merely rippled from the clunking German assault. 
That said, while war may be necessary—inevitable—it is never never justified.
Great minds in recent history have based their argument on the reversal of accepted facts—take MLK and JFK.  War is unlike our justice of proof.  The burden of proof does not rest upon the prosecution, those condemners of war, but rather on those who seek to legitimize it.  If there is any reasonable doubt of its rightness or necessity or expediency, it must not be fought, and it cannot possibly be considered justified.

The Necessity of War

Throughout history there were times when war was obviously necessary. World Wars One and Two were both completely valid wars that caused great changes in our nation. But, some wars could have been avoided with a little discussion and compromise. When it comes time for war, the ones that I believe to be valid were both morally and logically correct. The Holocaust was one certain time when countries around the world had a responsibility to go to war. I am the type of person who believes that there is always an alternative to every situation. So I think that there are definitely alternatives to war. Debate on whether alternatives could go be more or less effective could go either way depending on what the proposed alternative is. One of the problems with war is both sides not playing fair. Tactics such as manipulating weather through environmental warfare have been the works for future use. If two countries used this tactic at war, they would end up fighting about weather instead of fighting about the real issues.

I dont need your civil war.

What is war good for? truthfully, its good for a lot of things. war boosts the economy of a nation, creating jobs to create machines and weapons that will eventually kill everything in sight. but thats fine, because whoever they kill is bad, right? better them than us, the good guys. war should be called for whenever somebody does something to tick us off. for example, when someone bombs towers and kills thousands of people, im pretty sure thats an invitation for an all- amercian (insert bad word) kicking. or when someone pokes you on facebook, they should realize that theyve started something that could last for months, which is also good because it causes you to become much more up to date on the everyday affairs of people. but war isnt for everything. way back about a hundred years ago, south carolina thought it was a good idea to sucede from the union. well, personally, why the heck should the union have cared? i personally would have let them all go. why would you want a group of people who are in your country, who hate your country? thats downright stupid. so we got into what we call "The Civil War." whats so civil about war anyway? the war on terror makes more sense than that, and thats saying something.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Time for War

War at times may be necessary. If two states have such differing and irreconcilable differences that results in the two sides'perpetual dissatisfaction, then war may be necessary. For example, I would deem the Civil War necessary. The country was deeply divided over the issue of slavery. The country needed to stand as one, or split in two; either way, it could not remain as it did. Years and years of debate were unable to convince enough to people to allow for complete abolition or complete legalization. They only way to settle the argument was war.

Countries may also have a responsibility to go to war. If the United States is officially an ally of Britain, and Britain gets bombed and goes to war, the U.S. is obligated to support and potentially enter the war on Britain's behalf.

War must always be the final resort of a country. The Civil War was delayed many decades because of temporary compromises throughout the first half of the 19th century. The urge to fight was always less than the urge to compromise until fighting was absolutely inevitable. If war is last option, it is unnecessary as simple debate and compromise would be just as effective and spare the resources and lives of each side.

War

I believe that war is often unneccesary, and we could more effectively communicate our issues out many times. Now, if another country has disbatched to slaughter the whole country, I say "let the games begin." The only time war can be justified is in self defense. It can be explained using a metaphor from Henry Clay. Our school's policy says you may not fight. Therefore, if a student starts beating you up, that student is going to have to answer to higher authorities. However, are you honestly going to sit there and let a guy hit you? Self defense is only human nature. But at Henry Clay, it still considers you part of the fight. I know people who have been suspended because they fought back. It is the same thing in war. If a country is attacking us, we cannot afford to just let them take us over. But yet, fighting back also leads to unpleasant consequences. Overal though, the well-being of your country more important, so self-defense is the option the country has responsibility to choose.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

VVar


There is a time for war. Generally it begins as a rebellion or as self-defense. Such as the military conflicts since the creation of Israel. Although the Israelis are some of the most militant people in the world, they were forced into this as a defense against the invasion and conflicts with other Arabic nations. Others, such as wars for independence can be justified as well.
It isn't morally right and just but it is generally necessary. Most Americans berate the war with Iraq and Afghanistan, yet could America maintain a moral code with all of the abuse and suffering in these countries? But, America and other developed nations can't even claim a full moral code after continuous conflicts in Uganda, Rwanda, DRC, and other countries who had citizens abused. In these areas, America did nothing to stop the violence, so they can't justify taking actions in Iraq. 
During genocides, discrimination, or abuse against citizens by corrupt government, a civil war or another power intervening should be necessary. A government ceases to govern when it purposefully and repeatedly harms its citizens. For this, action must be taken or the government will continue to take advantage of the situation.
Non-violent protests or Succession are valid actions to take under these circumstances. However, non-violent protests generally end in the bloodshed of innocents and don't always accomplish the task. Succession is a great way to separate opposing political or ethnic groups in a country. Yet, this might lead to further conflict. Peaceful succession can occur as in Pakistan and India, but then the countries are forever rivals and hate one another. Or the succession may fail, such as the American Civil War, and if it does, then the situation will take years or never to resolve itself. 

all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

war is a subject I'm morbidly engaged by. its gruesome, violent, chaotic, and often repulsive. and yet, I'm drawn in, a scene of war can not be dull, or boring, and quite often is the opposite. it depicts struggle, and power, and weakness, and violence, and its interesting in a profoundly disturbing way.
from an ethical standpoint, i view certain war acts as justifiable, but others (slaughtering children and such) reprehensible. however, bottom line is, when it comes to myself and my loved ones to theoretical foreign children, ill choose myself every time and not lose sleep over it. plus wartime strengthens ones economy. i wouldn't say I'm pro war, but of all the crimes we commit,its excusable.

War

War is something I have always considered to be unneccesary. Feel free to call me a pacifist, but I strongly believe that almost any issue can be solved by effective communication and negotiation. However, despite my belief, I also realize that most of the world's most succesful nations were established as a result of war. Now you might ask why I possess this sentiment? To be quite honest, im surprised not more people do support my views on war. Wars cause the unnecessary deaths of civilians, lead to famines, destroy social structures, etc. The list goes on. I believe war is just a sad excuse for governments to justify their power. If the nations of the world realized how unneccesary and harmfully influential wars are and instead focused on developing global peace, the world would definitely become a more appreciable place.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Assignment 9: What is it good for?


Genocide in Sudan
North Korea testing nuclear weapons
Iran creating nuclear weapons
Terrorism

Injustices and threats surround so many lives in this world. When injustices or threats progress to dangerous and harmful levels though, it seems logical for war to come into play as a way to combat the situation....maybe.

Is there a time for war?
If there is a time, is it morally right and just or is is it the lesser of two evils?
If there isn't a time, why not?
Are there certain times when countries have a responsibility to go to war?
Are there any alternatives? Could they be more effective or less effective?


Due Sunday, October 23 at 11:59 pm

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Fears: Spiders
Annoyances: Incorrect Grammar
Accomplishments: Life
Confusions: Fans without blades
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvAQOBdQT38
Sorrows: Not having a car
Dreams: Learning how blade-less fans work
Idiosyncrasies: Playing "God Bless the U.S.A" every time I leave Waffle House
Risks: Eating unhealthy foods
Beloved Possessions, Now and Then: None
Problems: Procrastination

If you haven't clicked the link yet, do it. I saw these fancy fans in Sears at the mall for the first time a few months ago, and I didn't believe it. Apparently, blade-less fans are possible because somewhere in the base of the fan exists another fan that blows air through the hoop, and then out through little slivers in the hoop. This confuses me. First of all, if there's a fan inside of another fan that is producing enough cool air to circulate through the larger one, than why not just sell the smaller fan? And if that smaller fan, or mechanism, or whatever it may be, uses blades (as every other fan before this time, including simple paper fans, which are essentially blades, do), than it is not truly a "blade-less" fan. There are also tall, oval-shaped versions of these fans. If the air comes from the bottom, how on Earth does it circulate evenly to the top, instead of mainly at the bottom. This makes no sense to me, and makes me mad every time I think about it.
Fears - Spiders
Annoyances - When people act stupid
Accomplishments - grades
Confusions - college
Sorrows - school
Dreams - To travel
Idiosyncrasies - i cant keep nail polish on once it starts chipping
Risks - driving
Beloved Possessions- my ipod
Problems - not too many

I am going to talk about my confusion. I have no idea what I want to do for college and it has started to get a lot more stressful this year. I know I still have plenty of time to figure it out but it seems like everyone else already knows what they want to do at least in some aspects. I mean do I want to go to a big or small school? Close to home or far away? What do I want to study? These are all questions that I have been told that I need to start thinking about. The only problem is I have no idea what I want. Thats why this is one of the more confusing things in my life right now, and thats probably not going to change any time soon.

Fears-Failure

Annoyances-People who think they should automatically get respect. Respect has to be earned

Accomplishments-N/A

Confusions-People who can’t make up their mind

Sorrows-lack of accomplishments

Dreams-do something useful with my life

Idiosyncrasies-extreme stubbornness

Risks-None really yet, but I really want to try BASE jumping

Beloved Possessions, Now and Then-now: lacrosse stick. Then: Can’t remember

Problems-Complacency

BASE jumping is one of the most adrenaline-inducing activities anyone could ever do. The BASE stands for Buildings, Antennas, Spans (bridges), and Earth (cliff). Basically, it’s skydiving, except instead of jumping from a plane, you’re jumping off of a stationary object. This object is also closer to the ground than an airplane, which greatly increases the chance of death. This actually feeds into a few of those different categories. Obviously it fits into my Risks section, but it would also provide me with an accomplishment for that category. It would also definitely cure me of my fear of failure, and it would count as something useful for the dreams section. The main reason I want to do this is because the adrenaline rush would just be amazing. Specifically, I really want to try wingsuit BASE jumping. Basically, you put on a suit which makes you look like a giant flying squirrel, and you glide as low to the ground as you can before pulling the chute. Just the sheer amount of guts you need in order to just jump off the cliff has to be staggering. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaMTSOI1Zk4

Hakuna matata

Fears - Flying over the ocean
Annoyances - My metabolism
Accomplishments - Staying up for 41 hours straight with the PSAT in the middle of it
Confusions - Sporks
Sorrows - AP Chemistry
Dreams - Travelling the world
Idiosyncrasies - Hakuna matata
Risks - Life
Beloved Possessions, Now and Then - Pink comb, my stuffed panda
Problems - Privacy

Since my idiosyncrasies section is probably the most confusing, I'll write about it. Hakuna matata. We've all seen The Lion King right? If you haven't, stop reading now and go watch it. The phrase is Swahili for "no worries." I see it as a way of life that I am aiming for. There's so much in life that we worry about constantly, and it's just a hassle. Go check your facebook right now. You'll see a steady stream of people complaining about things. Wouldn't it be nice to have to not worry about any of it? I try not to make big deals out of nothing. Whenever I start to over-think things or have a sissy fit, I just remind myself: hakuna matata. Sure, there are things that I should worry about (grades and biological needs to be specific). But aside from those, I try to just live my life the way I want to live it. I may not have achieved complete hakuna matata yet, but that's the direction I'm aiming for.

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Bugs
Country Music
Life
Zippers
School
Money
Height
Suffed Polar Bear, Everything
Laziness
Am I the only one whose mind becomes absolutely blown when I think about zippers? How in the world do they work? You just pull the little tab and the two sides connect/disconnect. Whenver I ask someone how they work, the person just arrogantly laughs at me like they're the "zipper expert" or something, while we all know that they also have no idea how this magic happens. When you look it up, apparently zippers have little hooks on each side and they hook together, but we all know that's not the case. My theory is that there are little dwarves, similar to the Keebler elves, and when you pull the tab, slide, or thingamajig, they pull the sides towards each other and hold them together until you unzip. Most are skeptical of this idea, but that's just because they're probably jealous that I beat them to the correct process of the ever most confusing zipper.

Writing Territories

Crickets and beetles


Deception


Spanish


Life in general


Loss of control


Something new, exciting


Hands


Change


From both now and whenever, journals


Relaxation… or the lack of it


I think that one of my biggest fears, other than the obvious ones (being crickets and beetles), is probably going through a major change. This is mostly due to the recent things that have been going on in my life. When your life changes, I suppose, it makes you want some parts of your life back, no matter how much you wanted to get away from everything in the first place. For example, when I moved 3 months ago, I missed having a room away from everyone else, but I knew that everything was better off the way it is now, even if I didn’t have the privacy that I had before. Even though someone might want to change certain aspects of their life, they still want some of it back, no matter how difficult or otherwise frustrating it might be, especially in the transition between the two different situations.

On this date

So I apparently did this weeks prompt last week, so I'm doing last weeks prompt this week to event it out.

1940 - World War II: the McCollum memo proposes bringing the U.S. into the war in Europe by provoking the Japanese to attack the United States.

According to http://www.historyorb.com/events/october/7 , this happened on October 7th, 1940. I think this is rather obviously a bad occurrence. It also had a rather large significance on the world at the time, completely altering the scale and path of the war. As for effects on a particular nation, I think the fact that it brought us into the war is enough to say about that subject. Any particular city this effected, I think our reaction with Hiroshima speaks for itself. I have absolutely no idea how this effected my existence, however. I’d have to say that I rather loathe this event, just because of the magnitude of deaths it caused.