Sunday, October 30, 2011

Satire

Dear Abortion Clinic,
My name is Janice and I recently, to my surprise discovered I was pregnant. I had no idea that night after night of partying and hooking up with many men would lead to me being pregnant. I just assumed I was immune to pregnancies. I am currently unemployed after I quit my job at McDonalds because I was tired of coming home every day feeling tired. What I am trying to say is that I am obviously in no position to support a child. I have thought over my options and an abortion seems to be the best option. The first option that I thought of was just having the child and making my best attempt at raising it and taking full responsibility for bringing it into the world. This option honestly just seemed like too much of a responsibly in the busy unemployed life that I am living. The second option I thought of was having the child and then putting it up for adoption. After thinking about this option for a while I realized this was not the best option, because what would be the point of going through labor if I don't even have the kid be a part of my life, seems pointless to me like what do I get out of it. So in the end I came to the conclusion that the best option was to have a doctor kill the child that I have created. I am hoping that this can be done as soon as possible so that this thing inside of me isn't fully "human" yet. Its only been 6 weeks since I have figured out I was pregnant so it can't be even counted as a human I think.
Sincerely,
Janice

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