I am famous.

Hello world. I am famous. You have heard of me, and I am here to convince you to buy this product. I don't really even use this product; in fact, I haven't even heard of it. But they're paying me to say it's awesome. Because you think I'm awesome. I could be a movie star, or I could be a professional athlete. Maybe I could even be a Grammy-winning artist. You want to be like me, right? Then use this product. Even though I don't actually use it. I'm telling you that it is awesome, so it has to be. Surely you can see the logic there. This product might not even be anything special, but with me, it is. Stick my face on the front of it and all of a sudden everyone wants it. Because I'm awesome. Hey, after you guys go out and try this product now, let me know how good it is. Because I've never actually tried it.