Chewing gum

Let us all set forth and become cows. Let us, at some point, become them. chewing our cud. It is the loveliest of imaginable activities. Who wouldn't want to eat grass and digest it multiple times? who wouldn't want to mindlessly gnack on grass, dirt. and feces for the rest of their days? Those who still and to chew their corn-meal are in the past. The civility of their manners is of the olden age. Let us smack our lips in a new found hope of the future! One day they will succumb to us; they will all chew with our lip-smackitty goodness. We are the superior beings.