My Engrish Brog

1. Number 1 on my bucketlist.

2. If I could have any car in the world, what would it be.

3. Create three prompts that are most intriguing to me, and respond to one.

I'm going to answer Writing Prompt #1.

There are many things on my bucketlist that I would love to accomplish such as having a friendly conversation with a terrorist, naming my cat Dave Meowthews, or even rerouting neighborhood streets with a bunch of orange traffic cones. But the number one thing I really want to do before I die is charge the field in the middle of a televised sporting event.

When I'm older, I want to walk down the street and be known as "that guy who charged the field in the Superbowl." Who wouldn't? Charging the field would be awesome. All 10 security guards chasing you down with tasers just giving you more adrenaline to run faster and recieve more TV time... Some kids want to grow up and be the next Superbowl MVP, which is bogus because you can never do anything without being watched even when you're not on the field. Charging the field on another hand, guarantees you a spot in the Super Bowl without all the extra glitz and glamour. Not to mention the scar from the taser that you can show your kids and grandkids. I wish I grew up looking at a giant scar across my dads chest from where he was tasered while 100 millionplus watch him curl into the fetal position before getting cuffed and carried away to jail for a couple days.

And yeah I just said jail. But who cares, it's not like you'll be in there forever. It's only for about a week, month tops. And if I saw a guy get sent to jail for charging the field, I'd find out what jail he's in and bail him out right away.

What I'm getting at is charging the field of the Super Bowl pays off in the long run. I don't see anything that could possibly be better than it. It would give you so much more adrenaline than anything, including cocaine. So in 15 years when all of you are sitting around watching Super Bowl LX, just remember that that guy getting tased out in the middle of the field was in your class, and tell your kids, "Man I wish I could be the proud mother/father of someone like that someday."