Satire

It takes me a good thirty minutes to get to school in the morning, not even kidding. I think something needs to be done about this. The best way to solve it, increase the speed limits. What were people thinking when they made the speed limit 35 out on these twisted country roads. Its ridiculous. Most people drive at about 70 anyway and only some of them die. And this way if you loose control of your car your probably going to die instantly, now doesn't that sound pleasant? With an increased speed limit I could either wake up later. It would also put me at school earlier where I could get a highly desired spot parking on Lakeshore where a shooting happened a few weeks ago. Now that's entertainment. This brings up a whole new point, parking on the hill. Why should a school provide parking for their students. I love getting to walk up an icy hill in the snow, or a river when it rains. Its puts a little scenery in my day, spices it up. I just love how Henry Clay has dealt with this parking issue, taking away space by putting portables in. Just genius!